Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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