There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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