We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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