Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house