he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night