I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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