YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
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First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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