I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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