HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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