i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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