I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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