i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I want a musical about memes.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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