Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Watching her eat just hurts me
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
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How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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