So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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