You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
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Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
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Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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