Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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