I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
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