The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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