I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Dicks are not precious.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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