its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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