Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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