If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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