it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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