Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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