NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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