stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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