found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize
