don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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