Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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