So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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