3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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