so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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