when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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