Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
