I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
i now understand why vodka
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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