have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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