If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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