he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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