Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
She has the best kind of daddy issues
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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