Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
where are my eyebrows?
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