If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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