she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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