I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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