physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
he shaved USA in his pubs
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
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suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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