Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Help. Why am I so naked?
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