I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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