This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
he quoted the bible to break up with me
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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