I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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