So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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