I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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