I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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