I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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