you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
The beer is more important than you right now.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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