Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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