She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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