I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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