its not stalking. its research.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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