I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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