he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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