before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
